Done

...with all of the post-holiday shopping. Yes, I did get some outstanding deals, and it was fun while it lasted, but because I have frequented some particular stores for so many days in a row, I am now being mistaken for an employee by other shoppers, but, I'm not bothered by the assumption at all. I've actually embraced it by showing customers the item they are looking for and making further suggestions.

Clearly, I need help, but as a general rule, I don't like to ask much of my family and friends. At this point however, I will make an exception. If at any time you hear of me talking about, planning, or driving in the vicinity of any mall, please, for the sake of my family, INTERVENE!

Thank you.